All Is Calm That's Suspicious Funny Christmas Sweatshirt for Women Sarcastic Holiday Crewneck
- Estimated delivery: Nov 14 - Nov 18
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When the house goes quiet at Christmas, you know something is up. This funny women's holiday sweatshirt puts a sarcastic spin on the classic carol line, with bold distressed "ALL IS CALM." lettering in Christmas red over "THAT'S SUSPICIOUS" in deep evergreen.
- Sarcastic Holiday Humor: Made for every mom, wife, and sister who knows a quiet house during the holidays means someone is up to something.
- Vintage-Style Graphic: Distressed red "ALL IS CALM." lettering framed by retro stripes, stacked over "THAT'S SUSPICIOUS" in deep evergreen, with the worn-in finish printed as part of the design.
- Classic Crewneck Fit: Adult sizes S to XL in White, Sand, and Gray. Want a relaxed, oversized look with leggings? Size up one, and check the size chart before ordering.
- Cozy Fleece: 7.8 oz 50/50 cotton-polyester fleece with set-in sleeves and ribbed cuffs and hem for warm everyday layering.
- Easy Christmas Gift: A hit for mom, wife, sister, aunt, or coworker. Great for Secret Santa, white elephant swaps, Christmas parties, cookie exchanges, tree lightings, and holiday family photos.
Printed in the USA in our family-owned Phoenix, Arizona warehouse by Olive Loves Apple.
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Free returns and exchanges within 30 days of purchase — same easy policy you'd get anywhere else, direct from us. Wrong size? We'll swap it fast, no restocking fees, no forms. Email info@olivelovesapple.com and we'll take care of it
