Olive Loves Apple Kindness Is Taking Longer Than I Expected Sweatshirt for Women Funny Sarcastic Crewneck

A wry take on patience, printed in warm mauve inside a rough-edged stamp border - bold condensed capitals with a looping script through the middle, distressed so it looks worn in from day one. Pull it on for coffee runs, school pickup, casual Friday at the office, or any day the joke needs saying out loud. Relaxed unisex crewneck fit in Small through X-Large, and a funny gift for a best friend, sister, or coworker. Printed in the USA in our family-owned Phoenix, Arizona warehouse by Olive Loves Apple.

• Wear the punchline - this funny sarcastic sweatshirt for women puts a wry take on patience right up front, in a distressed stamp-style print that looks worn in from the very first day.
• Bold condensed capitals and a looping script sit inside a rough-edged stamp border, printed in warm mauve on a soft crewneck. Made for coffee runs, school pickup, casual Friday at the office, and the group chat that already gets the joke.
• Relaxed unisex crewneck fit that layers easily over a tee or tank. Runs true to size in Small through X-Large - size up if you want the slouchy, oversized look.
• A funny gift for a best friend, sister, coworker, or the mom holding it together with humor - birthdays, Christmas, and just-because included. Pair it with our other witty and sarcastic styles for women.
• 7.8 oz 50/50 cotton-polyester fleece sweatshirt with a comfortable fit. Set-in sleeves and ribbed cuffs and hem. Available in White and Sand. Printed in the USA in our family-owned Phoenix, Arizona warehouse by Olive Loves Apple.

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